"Bruno takes 2 points of damage. Not enough to kill him, but the spider's bite is poison. Bruno rolls his saving throw against poison, fails to make it, and dies a horrible death." -Dr. Eric Holmes, "The Blue Book" (D&D 1978)

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

[Movie] Hammer's 7 Golden Vampires

On the surface a vampire-zombie-kung fu flick may not seem to have a lot to do with D&D, but hear me out... An adventuring party.  A legend. A journey-quest. A mind-controlled mad monk. Weird monsters. An out of the way village plagued by undead...

Some of those Hammer films are very D&D, imo.  (Now that's a subjective statement, I realize,  Not everyone's concept of "what is D&D" is the same).  For me, anyway, some of those flicks just have the atmosphere, the attitude, the style, the flavor.

A fine example: 1974's

Watch the original uncut version.  The edited North American version was released as "The Seven Brothers Meet Dracula" and also with the exceedingly verbose title "The Seven Brothers and Their One Sister Meet Dracula" (!).

Most critics boil it down to something like "flawed but enjoyable pastiche."  Cornball cheese (saying that respectfully), yeah, but awesome imo.

Here is a link to a pretty good synopsis and review.

Battling a vampire...
Zombie hoard...
Mr. Battle Axe...
The incomparable Julie Ege...

(This is that this is the first in an occasional, irregular series of posts about movies, TV, and comic books that might not ordinarily be thought of as D&D, but one way or the other influence my D&D...)

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